May192012

Thanks! I’ll call you so much you’ll wish you’d never given me your number!

(Source: Spotify)

April162012
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Go, #RossiPosse! Vote Brett for Twisty’s Treat of the Year! http://bit.ly/BrettRossiOnTwistys

(Source: yourbrettrossi)

12AM

If I were Johnny Law I’d have a really hard time confiscating this.

(Source: datglass, via sidneyscarlet)

April142012
With chocolate sauce!

With chocolate sauce!

(Source: hockey-teeth, via nathaliewtf)

2AM

Hard to pick a favorite but I guess I gotta go with The Pencil Sharpener because of the way the middle kid jams it in there and then just sharpens the fuck outta that bitch.

(Source: isavedherlife, via nathaliewtf)

April102012

The @NaughtyShow reminded me that @thebrettrossi was in a dream I had the other night. But it was more like a nightmare. She was demanding 250 bucks. I didn’t have it and I didn’t even know why she wanted it. I was so confused. She was like “You KNOW you owe me $250.” I was sad because even though I had no idea why she was so insistent that I pay her $250, I wanted to pay her anyway just so she wouldn’t be mad at me. Then she kissed me. I was like “well THAT was nice”. Then she just coyly walked away saying “250 bucks.” lol. The girl drives a hard bargain!

April72012
March302012

Social media types say you should “know your customer” so you tweet when they’re most likely to be paying attention. MY target is horny men and women so that basically means I should be tweeting 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. That’s hard to do but I’ll figure out how to do it somehow.

March272012
brazzersnetwork:

This is the most amazing #TittyTuesday pic ever #NSFW

brazzersnetwork:

This is the most amazing #TittyTuesday pic ever #NSFW

(Source: )

March242012

I wanna be with her wherever she goes. To love and protect her but make sure that she knows.. that she’s free as a bird wherever she roams. But she’s also never alone.

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