Thanks! I’ll call you so much you’ll wish you’d never given me your number!
(Source: Spotify)
Thanks! I’ll call you so much you’ll wish you’d never given me your number!
(Source: Spotify)
Go, #RossiPosse! Vote Brett for Twisty’s Treat of the Year! http://bit.ly/BrettRossiOnTwistys
(Source: yourbrettrossi)
If I were Johnny Law I’d have a really hard time confiscating this.
(Source: datglass, via sidneyscarlet)
With chocolate sauce!
(Source: hockey-teeth, via nathaliewtf)
Hard to pick a favorite but I guess I gotta go with The Pencil Sharpener because of the way the middle kid jams it in there and then just sharpens the fuck outta that bitch.
(Source: isavedherlife, via nathaliewtf)
The @NaughtyShow reminded me that @thebrettrossi was in a dream I had the other night. But it was more like a nightmare. She was demanding 250 bucks. I didn’t have it and I didn’t even know why she wanted it. I was so confused. She was like “You KNOW you owe me $250.” I was sad because even though I had no idea why she was so insistent that I pay her $250, I wanted to pay her anyway just so she wouldn’t be mad at me. Then she kissed me. I was like “well THAT was nice”. Then she just coyly walked away saying “250 bucks.” lol. The girl drives a hard bargain!
This is the type of read that causes one to want to go back and read everything the writer has ever written. It also makes one look forward to the next time Kayden is in a situation where waiting on a horse leaves her nothing but time to juxtapose her thoughts into prose. That may or may not be a correct usage of the word but it sounds good at least.
I had this theory on Bisexuality that suited me and couldn’t be disproven, so it stood. In short, I believed it was mostly an act (and before the subject gets too old, let me say that this argument stood because it mostly wasn’t argued (and therefore not disproven)). When I first came into porn…
Social media types say you should “know your customer” so you tweet when they’re most likely to be paying attention. MY target is horny men and women so that basically means I should be tweeting 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. That’s hard to do but I’ll figure out how to do it somehow.
This is the most amazing #TittyTuesday pic ever #NSFW
I wanna be with her wherever she goes. To love and protect her but make sure that she knows.. that she’s free as a bird wherever she roams. But she’s also never alone.